Friday, May 30, 2008

Old Joke

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air
Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

Cheney added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot,'Such big-shots back there. Sh*t, I could throw all of y'all @sses
of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'